A Former Mets Fan Comes to Terms with Life As It Is and Apparently Always Will Be by J. Michael Parish

Changes is difficult, all in all,

Resistance holds us entirely in thrall

At times, especially when fast balls

Go sailing out and drop over the walls

When the visitors hit them. They fly so far away

It makes New York Mets fans want to say

How come our boys can't make any hay

With that long ball, day after day after day?

I'm trying to change my life, improve my chances

To lose that beer belly and get some glances

From the ultimate sources of romances--

The cutie pies who go into trances

When the Citifield orange and blue major leaguer

Smacks that potato with a swing that's eager

But what I get is an offense that's meager

To the point where there's no rhyme to get the fourth line home.

So Gary, Ronnie and Keith, I'm going my own way--

I'll watch Hope and Crosby on the Road to Mandalay

And not worship heroes with bats and gloves of clay

Who drop pop-ups and strike out, league leaders only at grounding into double plays.


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